Забавные отказы: игра слов

— Can I cum in?
— No, You cunt.

— Can I cum in?
— No, You cunt.

— Can I have a seat?
— No, You seat.

— Can I order a pizza?
— No, You pizza.

— Can I see the menu?
— No, You menu.

— Can I borrow a pen?
— No, You pen.

— Can I get a ride?
— No, You ride.

— Can I have a beer?
— No, You beer.

— Can I use the phone?
— No, You phone.

— Can I get a promotion?
— No, You motion.

— Can I ask a question?
— No, You question.

— Can I have some coffee?
— No, You coffee.

— Can I join the club?
— No, You club.

— Can I get a discount?
— No, You discount.

— Can I see the manager?
— No, You manager.

— Can I have a cookie?
— No, You cookie.

— Can I watch the movie?
— No, You movie.

— Can I eat this food?
— No, You food.

— Can I try this shirt?
— No, You shirt.

— Can I open the window?
— No, You window.

— Can I have a dollar?
— No, You dollar.

— Can I see the doctor?
— No, You doctor.

— Can I have a date?
— No, You date.

— Can I pay with a card?
— No, You card.

— Can I use the bathroom?
— No, You room.

— Can I get some water?
— No, You water.

— Can I have a cigarette?
— No, You cigarette.

— Can I take a break?
— No, You break.

— Can I have some ice cream?
— No, You ice cream.

— Can I get a hug?
— No, You hug.

— Can I have a vacation?
— No, You vacation.

— Can I see the stars?
— No, You stars.

— Can I get a high five?
— No, You five.