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— i need a gun

— what kind of gun?

— i need gun to shoot cans

— what kind of cans do you wanna shoot?

— you know… afriCANS, mexiCANS

Приходит мужик в оружейный магазин.

— i need a gun

— what kind of gun?

— i need gun to shoot cans

— what kind of cans do you wanna shoot?

— you know… afriCANS, mexiCANS

— i need a car

— what kind of car?

— i need car to run over clowns

— what kind of clowns do you wanna run over?

— you know… РуссiANS, ItaLiANS

— i need a job

— what kind of job?

— i need job to fire people

— what kind of people do you wanna fire?

— you know… AmeRiCANS, ChiNeSe

— i need a drink

— what kind of drink?

— i need drink to get drunk

— what kind of drunk do you wanna get?

— you know… GermaNs, FreNcH

— i need a pet

— what kind of pet?

— i need pet to bite people

— what kind of people do you wanna bite?

— you know… PoLes, JapaNeSe

— i need a book

— what kind of book?

— i need book to read about history

— what kind of history do you wanna read about?

— you know… RuSsIaNs, UkRaInIaNs

— i need a game

— what kind of game?

— i need game to play with cards

— what kind of cards do you wanna play with?

— you know… CaNaDiAnS, AuStRaLiAnS

— i need a vacation

— what kind of vacation?

— i need vacation to relax

— what kind of relaxation do you wanna have?

— you know… BrAzIlIaNs, ArGeNtInIaNs

— i need a food

— what kind of food?

— i need food to eat

— what kind of food do you wanna eat?

— you know… ItAlIaNs, FrEnCh

— i need a music

— what kind of music?

— i need music to listen

— what kind of music do you wanna listen?

— you know… JaPaNeSe, KoReAnS

— i need a sport

— what kind of sport?

— i need sport to watch

— what kind of sport do you wanna watch?

— you know… BaSiC, BaSkEtBaLl

— i need a movie

— what kind of movie?

— i need movie to watch

— what kind of movie do you wanna watch?

— you know… InDiAn, PaKiStAnI

— i need a phone

— what kind of phone?

— i need phone to call someone

— what kind of people do you wanna call?

— you know… IsRaElI, PaLeStInIaNs

— i need a teacher

— what kind of teacher?

— i need teacher to teach

— what kind of people do you wanna teach?

— you know… ArAbS, ChInEsE

— i need a friend

— what kind of friend?

— i need friend to hang out

— what kind of people do you wanna hang out with?

— you know… GeRmAnS, FrEnCh

— i need a pizza

— what kind of pizza?

— i need pizza to eat

— what kind of people do you wanna eat with?

— you know… ItAlIaNs, GrEeKs

— i need a money

— what kind of money?

— i need money to spend

— what kind of people do you wanna spend money with?

— you know… RuSsIaNs, UkRaInIaNs

— i need a party

— what kind of party?

— i need party to dance

— what kind of people do you wanna dance with?

— you know… BrAzIlIaNs, CoLoMbIaNs

— i need a travel

— what kind of travel?

— i need travel to explore

— what kind of people do you wanna explore with?

— you know… FrEnCh, ItAlIaNs

— i need a dance

— what kind of dance?

— i need dance to watch

— what kind of people do you wanna watch?

— you know… SpAnIsH, PoRtUgUeSe

— i need a song

— what kind of song?

— i need song to sing

— what kind of people do you wanna sing with?

— you know… JaPaNeSe, KoReAnS

— i need a cake

— what kind of cake?

— i need cake to eat

— what kind of people do you wanna eat cake with?

— you know… RuSsIaNs, UkRaInIaNs

— i need a game

— what kind of game?

— i need game to play

— what kind of people do you wanna play with?

— you know… CaNaDiAnS, AuStRaLiAnS