By Porno Memes

By Porno Memes

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

I used to hate facial hair… then it grew on me.

What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!

I’m afraid I have to tell you the truth. It’s not my fault.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey… but then I turned myself around.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!

Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good, but it had no atmosphere.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

Why did the pirate quit his job? Because he couldn’t get his «sea legs» under him.

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why can’t Monday lift weights? Because it’s a weak day!

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen!