Шутки про…
Приходит мужик в оружейный магазин.
— i need a gun
— what kind of gun?
— i need gun to shoot cans
— what kind of cans do you wanna shoot?
— you know… afriCANS, mexiCANS
Приходит мужик в оружейный магазин.
— i need a gun
— what kind of gun?
— i need gun to shoot cans
— what kind of cans do you wanna shoot?
— you know… afriCANS, mexiCANS
— i need a car
— what kind of car?
— i need car to run over clowns
— what kind of clowns do you wanna run over?
— you know… РуссiANS, ItaLiANS
— i need a job
— what kind of job?
— i need job to fire people
— what kind of people do you wanna fire?
— you know… AmeRiCANS, ChiNeSe
— i need a drink
— what kind of drink?
— i need drink to get drunk
— what kind of drunk do you wanna get?
— you know… GermaNs, FreNcH
— i need a pet
— what kind of pet?
— i need pet to bite people
— what kind of people do you wanna bite?
— you know… PoLes, JapaNeSe
— i need a book
— what kind of book?
— i need book to read about history
— what kind of history do you wanna read about?
— you know… RuSsIaNs, UkRaInIaNs
— i need a game
— what kind of game?
— i need game to play with cards
— what kind of cards do you wanna play with?
— you know… CaNaDiAnS, AuStRaLiAnS
— i need a vacation
— what kind of vacation?
— i need vacation to relax
— what kind of relaxation do you wanna have?
— you know… BrAzIlIaNs, ArGeNtInIaNs
— i need a food
— what kind of food?
— i need food to eat
— what kind of food do you wanna eat?
— you know… ItAlIaNs, FrEnCh
— i need a music
— what kind of music?
— i need music to listen
— what kind of music do you wanna listen?
— you know… JaPaNeSe, KoReAnS
— i need a sport
— what kind of sport?
— i need sport to watch
— what kind of sport do you wanna watch?
— you know… BaSiC, BaSkEtBaLl
— i need a movie
— what kind of movie?
— i need movie to watch
— what kind of movie do you wanna watch?
— you know… InDiAn, PaKiStAnI
— i need a phone
— what kind of phone?
— i need phone to call someone
— what kind of people do you wanna call?
— you know… IsRaElI, PaLeStInIaNs
— i need a teacher
— what kind of teacher?
— i need teacher to teach
— what kind of people do you wanna teach?
— you know… ArAbS, ChInEsE
— i need a friend
— what kind of friend?
— i need friend to hang out
— what kind of people do you wanna hang out with?
— you know… GeRmAnS, FrEnCh
— i need a pizza
— what kind of pizza?
— i need pizza to eat
— what kind of people do you wanna eat with?
— you know… ItAlIaNs, GrEeKs
— i need a money
— what kind of money?
— i need money to spend
— what kind of people do you wanna spend money with?
— you know… RuSsIaNs, UkRaInIaNs
— i need a party
— what kind of party?
— i need party to dance
— what kind of people do you wanna dance with?
— you know… BrAzIlIaNs, CoLoMbIaNs
— i need a travel
— what kind of travel?
— i need travel to explore
— what kind of people do you wanna explore with?
— you know… FrEnCh, ItAlIaNs
— i need a dance
— what kind of dance?
— i need dance to watch
— what kind of people do you wanna watch?
— you know… SpAnIsH, PoRtUgUeSe
— i need a song
— what kind of song?
— i need song to sing
— what kind of people do you wanna sing with?
— you know… JaPaNeSe, KoReAnS
— i need a cake
— what kind of cake?
— i need cake to eat
— what kind of people do you wanna eat cake with?
— you know… RuSsIaNs, UkRaInIaNs
— i need a game
— what kind of game?
— i need game to play
— what kind of people do you wanna play with?
— you know… CaNaDiAnS, AuStRaLiAnS